As of now, we give a 5% discount on all orders paid for in Bitcoin!
We're absolutely stunned by this amazing technology and the community backing it, so we're doubling down on the currency of the future. Here's a short guide on how you can purchase some, and in case it's the first time you hear about it, here's a short explainer:
Happy shopping to all the cypherpunks out there and enjoy the rise and rise!
PS: Returning customers can stack this discount with their 10% returning customer discount and get a massive 15% off.
PPS: Screw the banks!